filling my car with gas at midnight, wearing basketball shorts and a fur coat
also with my hair and makeup still done from a wedding I went to like, 30 hours ago

♡ briana | 23 | she/her | bi/pan ♡ into wwe (especially sami zayn), video games, and quoting john mulaney ♡
filling my car with gas at midnight, wearing basketball shorts and a fur coat
also with my hair and makeup still done from a wedding I went to like, 30 hours ago

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.
i think some of you aren’t really bottoms you’re just virgins with anxiety disorders
sir that’s my emotional support bastard
what she says: i’m not here for you
what she means: congratulations. you have invented a new kind of stupid. a damage you can never undo, kinda stupid. and open all the cages in the zoo, kinda stupid. truly, you didn’t think this through? let’s review. you took a rumor a few maybe two people knew and refuted it by sharing and affair of which no one has accused you. i begged you to take a break you refused to. so scared of what your enemies will do to you, you’re the only enemy you ever seem to lose to. you know why jefferson can do what he wants? he doesn’t dignify schoolyard taunts with a response. so yeah, congratulations.