whatsanapocalae:

I’m tired of seeing “pretty above all else” Dorian Pavus. Give me:

• Magpie Dorian: who keeps souvenirs of his lovers until they abandon him and he destroys them in a rage.
• Ugly Dorian: who spends so much time convincing people that he’s gorgeous because he cant see it himself
• Badass Dorian: who knows he’ll rise again and always gives too much of himself in battle, defending his friends
• Healer Dorian: who knows how tendons mesh and bones should lay, who sits and talks with the hurt until they no longer do
• Nighttime Dorian: who remembers past pains and still fights every night to keep the demons away, afraid he’ll let them win someday
• Andrastian Dorian:who  goes to the chantry when no one else is there to pray in his own way, hoping he’s doing the right thing
• Excited Dorian: who annoys anyone who will listen about what he’s just uncovered, some bit of research, and goes into speeches
• Raging Dorian: who will destroy anyone who hurts or has hurt his friends, sometimes in a way Josephine would agree with
• Tired Dorian: who hides away from crowds, who tries not to listen to passerby, who’s spent his entire time in Fereldan as “the vint”.
• Teacher Dorian: who spends any free time he has teaching the mages of the Inquisition how to fight, how to defend themselves, how to be free
• Necromancer Dorian: who keeps his skills a secret because Fereldans dont like necromancy and awake the dead to have someone to talk to

I’m just so tired of “he’s gay, he’s sassy, he has abandonment issues, he’s pretty” Dorian.