Uncategorized – Page 366 – reckless & terribly gay

“Ok ok I’ll put the emoji back beside ur name”

i love hearing what people *almost* got named.

my mom almost named me Sheila.

“Did you let them know when you got Hamilton? You were, like ‘Hey, I got Hamilton, guys’?”

“I just didn’t come back.”

monstrousshewolf:

useless-swedenfacts:

useless-swedenfacts:

hang on.. so in the rest of the world it’s equally normal to eat candy in any day of the week????? like, eating candy on a wednesday is about as OK as eating it on a saturday???

the tags on this post are A+

What the fuck sweden

I feel like this is the entire country of Sweden playing a prank on the rest of the world.

kylokris:

millenniumfucko:

i’M DONE

chadwickb:

(insp.)

paraykoh:

i wonder if there’s a correlation between your Hogwarts house and which side you chose for civil war so reblog this and add your house and side in the tags

chn2x:

perfect recipe for mothers day:

Water: 35 l.

Carbon: 20 kg.

Ammonia: 4 l.

Lime: 1.5 kg.

Phosphorus: 800 g.

Salt: 250 g.

Saltpeter: 100 g.

Sulfur: 80 g.

Fluorine 7.5 g.

Iron 5 g.

Silicon 3 g.

trace amounts of 15 other elements.

serpenthes:

ckburch:

myactivism:

note-a-bear:

Reblog the money dog in 50 seconds and money will find you

The last time I reblogged something like this, I landed a job AND got $600 loaned to me to tide me over until my first paycheck. I don’t believe in stuff like this, but I do find it funny that the coincidence happened.

How can I not reblog the money dog I mean shit LOOK AT THAT DOG

seriously. he’s smiling.

usbdongle:

ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation