people who enjoy coffee but can still function without it should be feared

people who don’t like coffee at all and therefore don’t even need to contemplate having some in order to function should be worshipped

reblog this and tag that weird part of youtube you tend to end up in when you’re bored

any girl who can seamlessly apply liquid eyeliner with no mistakes on a regular basis is a goddess and a witch and they all intimidate me very much. i remember when my sister got bored one day and grabbed one of our mom’s liquid eyeliners and just…. put it on perfectly. first time. i have been terrified of her ever since.

I wear winged eyeliner pretty much every time I do my makeup haha. I do understand the fear tho. I remember being scared of liquid liner, now I only mess up once in a while. But yes I am also a goddess and a witch but a benevolent one who wants you all to ascend to godhood with me.

cadashed:

solas: haha ur not so bad for a dwarf inquisitor i mean the rest of your race is a bunch of heathens haha (:

cadash: shh wait u hear that *leans against the wall of skyhold* the stone says ur a lil bitch

natnovna:

natnovna:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids …

I really went through 4 years of high school and never got assigned a fake baby to watch and take care of

crutchiee:

sirlightbulb:

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know

ginevravweasley:

are you a ‘canon divergence’ or ‘au’ kind of person? a ‘one shot’ or a ‘loooooong fic’ kind of person? a ‘canon is canon’ or a ‘fuck canon i’ve got fanon’ kind of person?

fefeferi:

when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing

memeking69:

nearly had it andy