bettyblackbent:

madqueenalanna:

bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

In between breaths we are all dead.

for those of you who have good relationships with your parents don’t forget to tell them you love them. If you don’t, don’t forget to tell the people you are close with that you love them. Tell people that you love them. This world sucks and you never know what will happen just… don’t keep your love to yourself.

So a tip for my followers who work retail

beyonceprivilege:

Or wait or anything that requires you be on your feet for 6+ hours

Like you know how your feet feel all bruisey on the bottom after work and the pain still won’t be gone by the next morning and you have to deal w/ that pain AND the pain of the day to come

Well like my doctor told me that that bruisey feeling is cause standing on your feet all days causes fluids in your body to pool in your feet

So like at night he told me to elevate my legs with two pillows so the fluids can drain easier or w/e and ho damn.

It helps so much, Jesus Christ. No more limpy mornings.

Idk if this is even new information for y’all but just in case

I care about you

My massage therapist has me rolling my feet twice a day (I bought a foot roller at Walmart but a tennis ball will work really well too) once before bed and then again when I wake up but before I actually stand on me feet. So what I do is I swing my legs off the bed but stay sitting and roll them.

Also I do self massages with blue oil from aveda (that stuff is pricey, peppermint will help too. Or lavender)

druddigon:

drn-000:

druddigon:

drn-000:

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yoshi has committed tax fraud

give me proof or i will find you for accusing yoshi of breaking the law!!!!!!!!!!!