pimptier:

i hate it when teachers are like “should i send you back to kindergarten” like hell yeah you should fuck algebra nap time and cookies is where its at you feel me

wow this almost became sucessful

so I just made a new game on sims yesterday and I thought I would check my girl into a resort. Why not? I was hanging out at the bar that’s just off the swimming pool, ordering drinks all night, wanting to flirt with the bartender but all I could do was ramble aimlessly to her. Feeling rejected I met Florita at the buffet. We started talking and then we started flirting. I invited her back to my hotel room and we started kissing, making out, etc. I press “woohoo” ready to take this beautiful girl to bed and right as we are about to go for it SHE GOES INTO LABOR. So before I know it I’m taking this girl I barely know to the hospital since whoever is the father of this baby is, he’s definitely not with her. Then I go back to her house, she puts the baby on the floor in the kitchen and goes to sleep.

bucky barnes cosplaying as edward elric and some little kid giving him shit cuz his arm is “on the wrong side”

bisexualityislegit:

Are you a energy drink bi, or a coffee bi?

urbanwindwalker:

sapphicrevan:

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

thank you for sharing it with us

@maplehoofs

@sourpatchdaddy

There’s a major lack of Adaar and Cadash inquisitors. Is it just because of the “limited ” romance options (tbh ya aint missing much if you dont romance Egg and Macklemore). What do you think?

dalishious:

You know what? I’m going to say it has a lot to do with looks.

I have heard a lot of people complain about Adaar because its ‘Impossible to make a pretty/handsome qunari.’ I shit you not.

Both qunari and dwarf inquisitors do not have the typical body type found in media, and I guess no one wants to play as an inquisitor that’s ‘too tall and muscular’ or ‘too short and chubby.’

There are only two race-gated romance options. Unless you only want to romance those two… (???) I don’t see why you can’t have multiple characters throughout multiple playthroughs? I know I have a long list lmao.

Maybe some people are just reluctant to try other LIs besides the two most commonly seen ones? In which case I must encourage you. Do it. They’re great.

Oh. And there’s also this problem:

buddhawassexy:

“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two

Hunchback of Notre Dame pitch meeting

neilnevins:

“I’m talking SEXUAL LUST. I’m talking GENOCIDE. I’m talking heavy RELIGIOUS OVERTONES. also there’s gonna be a George Costanza gargoyle for the kiddos”

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!
Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

commander-cullen:

crownleys:

Anyways, so which dialogue option unlocks the scene where Cassandra bench presses you and then gives you a kiss on the cheek

If you figure that out hmu