you know when you can feel yourself going into a depressive spiral but you were already in a depressive spiral so it’s like a double depressive spiral . cool
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”
Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens – aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
well you did ask
Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.
you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN
Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.
plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.
Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.
tag yourself I’m the overenthusiastic trumpets at the beginning of The Room Where It Happens
I’m the BRAHHH BRAHHH in Aaron Burr, Sir
I’m the “Sept-huit-neuf.Sept-huit” in Stay Alive(Repirise)
I’m ‘Yo who the ef is this….’ in non-stop
I’m “I remember that dreamlike candlelight like a dream that you can’t quite place” from Satisfied
I’m ‘When you decide to staaaaaay…’ from That Would Be Enough
I’m Lafayette when he’s struggling with English.
I’m the ‘NO NO SAY NO TO THIS!’ in Say No To this
“if yOU STAND FOR NOTHING BURR WHAT’LL YOU FALL FOR” at the end of The Room Where it Happens
People keep reblogging this with better ones and I’ve decided that just??? The entire musical,, just the entire fucking musical,,,,,,
Probably something from what’d i miss. Like, the agressive “aaaaAAAAAAHHHhh” or “headfirst into the abyss” tbh
I’m “Why do you write like history has its eyes on you. i at not throwing away my shot I Am Not Throwing My Shot I am Alexander Hamilton HAMILTON Just you waaaaaaaait I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT” DUN
i’m “when you knock me down i get tHE FUCK BACK UP AGAIN”
i’m “sit down john you fat mother-beep” because i’m smol and angry
i am the ensemble member screaming “NOT MY ALCOHOL” during cabinet battle #1
I’m the string motif behind “And when my prayers were met with indifference, I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance!” In “Hurricane”.
-BJ
I’m the “well you asked me how I feel I don’t pretend to know the answer but the question is real” in cabinet battle three OVERLAPPED with “I was chosen for the constitutional convention!”
I’m the “you and your words flooded my senses.” Bc that’s my favorite part to sing
“Are we a nation of states, whats the state of our nation” – My Shot Also “When’s it gonna get me, in my sleep, 7 feet ahead of me? If I see it coming do I run or let it be? Is it like a beat without a melody?” Talking about death in My Shot
I’m the extra giddy “Let’s go” in Non-Stop after the whole “Treasury or State” question
I’m the guy who says “Why he even brings the thunder.” After Jefferson wonders why he even brings the thunder
I’m both “Here’s an itemized list of thirty year’s disagreements” AND “Sweet jesus…”
I’m the one screaming fruitlessly at Hamilton, “Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, WAIT!”
“Hey, there’s that new trailer for Ghost in the Shell featuring Scar–”
y’all: we need more POC and LGBT and mental illness representation
power rangers 2017: 4/5 POC leads, an LGBT WOC and an autistic MOC, plus a pretty much non-existent romantic subplot
y’all: but it’s power rangers
There’s no canon evidence of Pidge being dfab, anon. None at all. We weren’t there when she was born. We didn’t see her birth certificate the moment the doctor signed off on it. And no official source has told us anything specific. There is 0% evidence for confirmed dfab Pidge.
“But we saw her in a dress/as Katie Holt in a flashback!!” Ye but maybe she just… transitioned young, lmao. You see what I mean? There’s no Reason for us to assume Pidge was dfab. Maybe she was, but maybe she wasn’t.
I’ve chosen to see her as a trans girl 😀
Clean skin before bed 👌👌👌
I had to document how good i looked before I washed my face
I really like the idea of Lance and Hunk growing up outside of the US and coming to the Garrison with this like. Preconceived notion of what America is going to be like based on the stuff they’ve seen on tv/movies/etc. Specifically when it comes to school.
Lance: Okay but… when do we get the sack of flour?
Pidge: … What are you talking about?
Lance: You know? The flour? (Makes a rocking motion with his arms) The baby project? When do I get my flour baby? I want to start my flour family with Hunk.