What about big dicks? ;-)

highlifeflylife:

holyromanhomo:

Anything over 8 inches is only attractive for the novelty of it, like what am I supposed to do with that? Die?

Unpopular opinion but 8 inches is a lot too. The depth of the average vaginal canal is 5-7in when aroused. 8 still leaves any where from 1-3in of dry dick. Where you trynna put the rest of that? Cause I gotta go to work and I can’t be on leave because you’re trynna make 3 additional inches of dick fit.

I mean, I don’t have a vaginal canal, but I hear ya. No matter where you’re putting it these extra inches seem down right unnecessary.

Let 2017 be the year of reasonable dicks

plantaide:

plantaide:

if you’re online at this late hour with nothing to do here’s a plant personality quiz to waste time on for no given reason. you’re welcome and enjoy.

ppl are reblogging this w their lil results in the tags n it’s so fucking cute i wanna cRY

heartscore:

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn
• licorice
• peanut butter + chocolate
• mint + chocolate
• sour candies

goldenpoc:

I can’t believe people actually use the term pop for soda like what is this footloose?

absquatulate:

queenlovett:

youbuiltcathedrals:

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

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suprcorp:

if ur gonna date a white boy do it but make sure he’s a jake peralta and not a ross geller or a mon el of daxam

brainstatic:

Disney executive: I need ideas, people. Big ideas!

Employee: What if we did all of our movies…again.

Disney executive: *cigar drops out of mouth*

kel-bowman:

had to do a creative assignment for my elective. so I drew a modern, female, Aboriginal hoop dancer!