Uncategorized – Page 207 – reckless & terribly gay

snaacks:

I HAVENT SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I want Kate Winslet to send her a formal apology.

i dont hv a good caption 4 this so just look how cute i am ok

there are a lot of funny scenes from brooklyn 99 on tumblr and those are all great but this is the only three seconds you need to see to finally convince you to watch this show

east coast blogger: today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred
west coast blogger: this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand
midwest blogger: o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so

southern blogger: y’all’d’ve

sensitivelibra:

clueless (1995)

acelaces:

Eduardo and his creator Nina Valarosa

kevvn:

*200 degrees out* *wears all black*

candyypantssims:

shapeshifter

zayan droma | genderfluid | she/he/they

lavenderdreamer13:

So yeah, Keith didn’t actually want to leave voltron and if Lance had tried to stop him, he’d have listened, and i’m emo

+ bonus:

solicitorfrommars:

Can I get on the plane now please?

NO ITS DELAYED 9 HOURS

Okay

…

Any updates?

YEAH WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. NOW TAKE THIS MEAL VOUCHER THAT DOESNT WORK- GO- FETCH!

Okay

…

Can I have a sandwich please?

NO

Okay

YOURE A LITTLE FAT GIRL ARENT YOU?

Noo

SAY IT

I’m a little fat girl

…

Can I please go home on an airplane?

NO, IN FACT, WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER, AND YOURE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS

Why are you doing this?

🎶BECAUSE WERE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE🎶

…

Lets see if southwest has any flights

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NO ITS DELAYED 9 HOURS

YEAH WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. NOW TAKE THIS MEAL VOUCHER THAT DOESNT WORK- GO- FETCH!

NO, IN FACT, WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER, AND YOURE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS

🎶BECAUSE WERE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE🎶