cave johnson here. the lab boys told me i’m lactose intolerant. and i’ve not got a clue what that means. something about lacking toes, but i’ve got all ten of em. cave johnson, we’re done here.
being lactose intolerant but obsessed with dairy products
okay seriously why does EVERY lactose intolerant person just. Eat/Drink dairy even when y’all KNOW it’s gonna hurt. The level of nihilism that lactose intolerant people have achieved is insanely chaotic and I don’t know what to do.
reckless & terribly gay 