what is this mascot even for
she’s. making the world a better place…
Author: mrsuniiverse
big ol butt. cowboy slut. looking at spurs, makes me nut. leather boots, assless chaps. give my big, butt a slap. and now you know, the cowboy rap.
in cowboy town we say this instead of the pledge of allegiance
one of my favorite things about sami–he’s clever. he’s always, heel or face, lulled his opponents into a false sense of security and taken advantage of it and this is. a prime example i Reckon.
It’s extra funny bc the character actually is like a 20 year old girl who’s been cursed to look like that.
As a kid and I was always confused as to why Sophie just accepted being an old woman but I get it now.
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
– dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
– sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin piethis is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
– rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
reckless & terribly gay 