i just saw a post of ‘crunchy plant inspired baby names’ and i wanted to share it with you for character names but then tumblr mobile glitched and. and i lost it. im so sorry. i have let you all down
is this it?
thank you kind soul, now you can all make your characters crunchy. like god intended
Warden: I’m moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Alistair: Why do they call it a ‘brothel?’ There’s no broth. Or is there?
Warden: *while taking off their clothes* Alistair, you’re so fucking stupid
I feel like every marvel/kpop/aes blog on this website was either a 1D blog or a superwholock blog at one point or another and that thought terrifies me
new reblog game: tag what u were and what u are now
reckless & terribly gay 