starkoholic:

peardita:

stanleyraymondkowalski:

acuzena:

malefeministthor:

heimdall after thor comes to the bifrost gate for the 30th time that day to ask him a dumb, slutty question about stars:

@ghostclvb

#thor walks like the 3 full miles of the bifrost or whatever not wearing a shirt#just to be like ‘heimdall which star is the BIGGEST star’#and lean in real close when heimdall puts his arm on thor’s should to properly point it out#this has happened every other week for at least 5 centuries

Thor keeps hoping Heimdall will say “you,” doesn’t he

#‘the stars are beautiful tonight aren’t they’ #‘hey heimdall you know what else is beautiful’ #‘heimdall hey’