charlesoberonn:

Reporter: “Madam President, Madam President, one question please!”

Connie: “Yes?”

Reporter: “Is it true that when you were 13 you rode a giant pink lion while fused with your to-be-husband, holding a magical sword and shield and fighting against an alien soldier riding a monster?”

Connie: “Yes, that is correct.”

Reporter: “You’re fucking badass, President Maheshwaran.”