notp: hold hands, kiss, hug, marry each other, have a house with a family of four children, a dog and a stable financial life
me: idk man… i just don’t feel like they’re in love? at most good friends, that’s all
otp: make eye contact
me: B ITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU SEE THIS??? DID YOU??? THIS IS LOVE MAN!!!! TRUE LOVE IM TELLING YOU!!! THEYRE FUCKING MARRIED LOOK AT THIS IM Y O D E L I NG THEYRE IN LOVE